Since this is making it's merry way around the internet, let me sum up some misconceptions I've noticed around the web:
1) I am female.
2) No, I am not an overbearing, bored parent. I did this to my brothers car as a prank.
3) I have a job thanks very much.
4) This was originally submitted to Memebase, sorry Reddit and Tumblr folk.
5) It took about an hour to draw, and I used only my finger and a q-tip. It ain't 'shopped, guys.
Thanks for the views!